- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

No it doesnt..

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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