- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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