- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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