- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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