- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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