What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

if you don't like this you're gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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