- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

I am a mime

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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