- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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