- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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