How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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