- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A Pakistani news reader.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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