- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

This is a joke.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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