- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

you suck

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

i just wrote this so hard

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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