- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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