- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did death say to life? Go die

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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