- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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batman has diarrhea

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Your girlfriend.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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