how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What is the difference?

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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