- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Neither did she.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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