- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

women's rights.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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