Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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