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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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