- Anti Joke

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass