- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I named my son ps2 controller

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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