What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

2 black kids walk into school

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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