what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's the new green? Green

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Connor is homo

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Your mom is so old she died

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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