- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

women's rights

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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