- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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