- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Who wants water? I do.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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