What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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