Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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