- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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