- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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