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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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