So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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