whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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the WNBA

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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