whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Stop procrastinating.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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give me a thumbs up

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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