2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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WNBA

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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