Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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the WNBA

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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