- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A guy walks into a bar

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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