Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Jebron Lames.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What's the new green? Green

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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