- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

poopy is poopy

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??