- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A Mormon walks into a bar

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Christ is a conspiracy

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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