WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Long joke Your such a downey

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okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call an arab ?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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