Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Error 37.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Make me famous

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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