- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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