- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A man penetrates another man.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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