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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

what's funny about war? nothing!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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