What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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which one is easiest

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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