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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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