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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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