Stephen Hawking can walk

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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