A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Neither did she.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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