- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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