- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Robert Mugabe.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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