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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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