- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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