Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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whats green and lives in the water

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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123 f*ck off

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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