- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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