- Anti Joke

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Female Orgasms

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mum is called Steve

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.