- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Where's my tractor?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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