What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Where's my tractor?

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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whats white jizz

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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