Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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