How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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