- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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