Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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