- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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