What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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