- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

My Butthole.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

kieran is a homosexual

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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