Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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