- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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