- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I forgot what i was gonna say

How high is the sky? True or False

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

There once was this guy and he fell down

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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