What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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