- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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