10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Julian Ha.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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