- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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