- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Julian Ha.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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