- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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