- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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