- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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