- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

VAL SUCKS

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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