- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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