- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

The queen having a shit

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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