- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I'm homeless.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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