- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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