- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

why do asprins work? Because they're white

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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