- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

I asked her where you were.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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