Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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