- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

the midget went to the midget store

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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