- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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