- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

No it doesnt..

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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