Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What is life? Paul.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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