- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

sucks Syntax...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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