- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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