Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What comes after 69? 70

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Christianity.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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