- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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