- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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