Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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