- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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