Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Jewwy Jewstein

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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wanna here a joke? you.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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