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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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