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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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