- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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