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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Neither did she.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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