- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

like most people my age. im 27

Bob Saget

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What has two legs? Half a cat

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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