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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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