- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Your mam is so fat.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

So these two girls have a cup .

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