Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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