- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Your mam is so fat.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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