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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What stops a train? A missile

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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