Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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