- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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