How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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why girl die cancer

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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