What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

poopy is poopy

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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