Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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