- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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