- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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