- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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