- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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