Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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