- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

One, two, three, four and five

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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