- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

women's rights.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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