Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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