- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

my wife out of the kitchen

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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