- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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