- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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