What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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