Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Do you know the muffin man? No

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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