- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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