- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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