- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

whats worse than a kane nothing

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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