knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

snowglobe

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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