- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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