- Anti Joke

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why are black people so fast? because there black

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.