- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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