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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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