- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's two plus two? Window

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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